I Started An 8 Hour Photoshoot in Kim K Hollywood Just Before Bed Because I’m A Stupid Piece of Shit: The Complete Autobiography of Connor choctawaukerman

  • 2 days from now I go apartment hunting in LA
  • 5 days from now I head off to Wisconsin for the biggest airshow in the US
  • 11 days from now I go to Houston to work and also hang with ariel
  • 1 month until I start school at my new college

holy guacamole 

ubisoft can’t make a video game with female characters but kim kardashian has a wildly successful game where you can be male or female and also gay so think about that

Anonymous said:
in 1997 i was being born and thats not really cool. you outcool me, congratulations again connor

ride or die birth year 1994 gang for lyfe

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Anonymous said:
connor you seem cool, so congratulations. bye

thank you so much! to prove your point heres a pic of me being cool as fuck in 1997

c’mon for real questions tho

Anonymous said:
dirtiest fantasy

fucking a vacuum cleaner that hasn’t been emptied out in months (raw)

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Chris Pratt @ the UK Premiere of ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’

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Re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

I’m starting a task force to stop Chris Pratt

Title: Laughing With
Artist: Regina Spektor
Played: 125 times

music achieved its peak quality when Nicki Minaj did that breakdown towards the end of Turn Me On


I got that comic con, comic con sadness

im so bad at saying no to strangers i just sat on my front porch in the 90˚+ heat for like 10 minutes listening to a couple mormons giving me their door to door speech just cause they were nice about it