choctawaukerman:

My flight to Chicago had a mechanical problem enroute and so we had to go back to Los Angeles life is #blessed

PS I took a sleeping pill before take off and now I’m awake and groggy and have to sort out a new connecting flight everything’s coming up Milhouse

My flight to Chicago had a mechanical problem enroute and so we had to go back to Los Angeles life is #blessed

One time I met Kenny G but forget him I’m saying Rob Delaney was my first celebrity sighting from now on

WELL THEN LET’S GO TO BOSTON

IM ALREADY HEADED TO CHICAGO IT WOULDNT BE THAT HARD

tagged as: # mindynovak
holy SHIT

HE WALKED PASSED ME AND IMMEDIATELY BOARDED A PLANE BUT FOR HALF A SECOND WE MADE EYE CONTACT AND I RECOGNIZED HIM IMMEDIATELY IM LOSING IT

I JUST LOCKED EYES WITH ROB FUCKING DELANEY AT LAX AND IM STILL SHAKING OMG

kulap:

Love of my life @ScottAukerman will be on @LateNightSet TONIGHT!!! 12:30 on @NBC!!!

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callchelseaperetti:

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Publicity Photoshoot [x]

HAHAHAHA

Water Main Break Floods Sunset Boulevard, UCLA Campus

do any of my followers go to UCLA jw

    drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
tagged as: # FUCK omg

all of this is to say I’m flying out of LAX tonight to go to Wisconsin and as I walk through the terminal I will be reminded of the traveling circus that was The Pinkertons 

any by the way when I say the kids were eating lettuce out of a suitcase I don’t mean they loaded a big ol’ salad into an empty suitcase complete with dressing and other ingredients they were eating just a bunch of plain lettuce someone threw into this carry on bag

the whole family was carrying bright pink luggage so my family lovingly referred to them as The Pinkertons and to this day I still wonder where those lettuce luggage’d weirdos are and how they’re doing

when the kids were done eating from the lettuce case (which was a wheely case) the little girl climbed onto it and the dad started running around the terminal with the suitcase and the daughter clinging to it and of course she fell off at one point and started wailing 

tsq